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Julia’s Picks

Posted by Massimo Pigliucci On July - 30 - 2010
By Julia Galef
* A recording of the panel I moderated at the Northeast Conference on Science and Skepticism (NECSS) this spring was featured on this week's Scientific American podcast. My topic was "Arguing with Non-Skeptics," and the panel comprised an all-star cast of James Randi, DJ Grothe, George Hrab and Steve Mirsky. (Part I and Part II)
* I'll be going to this year's Singularity Summit in San Francisco in a couple of weeks. Whatever you think of their conclusions, the singularitarian and transhumanist communities comprise some very smart and interesting people in the fields of physics, neuroscience and artificial intelligence. Registration is still open.
* What would the political news look like if it were written by academics? (This is a pretty good illustration of why I don't read daily news.)
* After my meditation on the "self" and its potentially illusory nature last week, I particularly enjoyed Daniel Dennett's take on the issue, comparing the self to the center of gravity. 
* This thoughtful New York magazine article discusses the research showing that parents are less happy, on a moment-to-moment basis, than non-parents. The research is interesting for its own sake, but the main reason I liked the article is that it raises the question of what kind of utility we should be pursuing, given that people (e.g., the parents) argue that moment-to-moment happiness is only one consideration, which doesn't capture the sense of meaning their children give them.
* I've been relishing the Bloggingheads archives lately. In this interview, Tyler Cowen of Marginal Revolution challenges philosopher Peter Singer on the moral obligation to give. I admit I was surprised Singer didn't have better answers on whether free immigration policy is ethically required, and whether there is any utilitarian problem with eating wild-caught fish.

Is the Swastika a “Universal” Symbol of Hate?

Posted by They call him James Ure On July - 29 - 2010
The swastika now shows up so often as a generic symbol of hatred that the Anti-Defamation League, in its annual tally of hate crimes against Jews, will no longer automatically count its appearance as an act of anti-Semitism. “The swastika has morphed into a universal symbol of hate,” said Abraham Foxman, the national director of the Anti-Defamation League, a Jewish advocacy organization. “Today it’s used as an epithet against African-Americans, Hispanics and gays, as well as Jews, because it is a symbol which frightens.”

James: There is no doubt that in the western hemisphere the swastika is seen as a symbol of hate and intolerance but what most westerners don't know is that Adolf Hitler and the Nazis stole it from the Hindu and Buddhist religions and perverted its meaning. Ironically svastika is Sanskrit for "all is well" and is seen throughout Asia today--including emblazoned upon Buddha statues around the world. Thus, it was intended to be a message of harmony and well-being to all those who gazed upon its satisfyingly balanced shape. In Buddhism it is almost always seen pointing left, whereas the Nazis used it facing right.

I understand the aversion toward the swastika in the West but to say it is universally a symbol of hate could create more intolerance, not less. That's because it is a statement based in ignorance, and ignorance always breeds suffering. Their statement branding the swastika as universal symbol of hate excludes an entire half of the world where it is seen positively. In doing so this organization could possibly cause misunderstanding between Westerners and Easterners. What are less informed Western tourists going to think when they see a swastika painted upon a Buddhist or Hindu statue? What kind of conspiracy theories or misinformed opinions will they hatch out of ignorance propagated by a well-meaning organization? And just imagine the suffering that could be stirred up because of an ignorant tourist clinging to the Anti-Defamation League's wrong perception that the swastika is a universal symbol of hate. Of course you can't control how anyone is going to interpret something; nor should we seek to control it but I think the ADL owes it to the seriousness of this subject to educate to help prevent fear based ignorance from causing unintended consequences.

They were fine to remind everyone of the swastika's hateful past and that people are still using it to terrorize others. However, their mistake was in stopping with that statement, which is clinging to the hateful side of it. This could have been handled as a "teaching moment" as we say in America today. They could have gone on to educate the public that the symbol also means harmony and well-being. Then they could have advised us to stay vigilant toward intolerance and hatred but to not forget the original meaning, which we should embody instead of hatred and intolerance. This reminds us that all symbols have many meanings that can be interpreted one way or another based on our perceptions.

It is a great reminder of how much suffering our perceptions are to our lives. In the end though we have to let go of all perceptions. Even the perception that we are justified in hating those who hate us. As distasteful as this sounds we have to come to the realization that even those who flash the swastika in hate are doing so because of fear, ignorance and delusion. Thus, they too are suffering immensely and if possible having some compassion for them might help us overcome our hatred for them, which is only causing us additional pain. Hanging onto that hatred is like reminding ourselves of how painful that razor blade cut was a few weeks back by slashing your arm with it again. Or as Buddha said, "Holding onto anger is like grasping a hot coal with the intent of throwing it at someone else; its you who gets burned."

I'm not anywhere near at a place where I have been able to let go of all my perceptions, fear and ignorance (delusions) but I know the path to freeing ourselves from their suffering resides in letting go of their power. It doesn't mean that we ignore hatred, justify hatred, or stop educating people of their reality but it does mean that we should remember that our perceptions aren't usually completely accurate; and they can be damaging despite a well-meaning motivation. When we realize how interconnected we are there is often a natural widening of our mind and a greater awareness of the world around us, which enriches our lives and brings a deeper understanding of how we all work together.

~Peace to all beings~

You Left Hand Isn’t Superior to Your Right.

Posted by They call him James Ure On July - 28 - 2010
The sound in this video is of poor quality so you'll want to turn up the volume.
James: I call Thich Nhat Hanh my teacher for many reasons: He's straightforward, uses simple explanations that explain deep concepts, has a knack for knowing how to teach the western mind, has a great sense of humor and is very kind and compassionate. His left hand, right hand analogy was a revelation to me when I was first studying Buddhism because it really helped me see the big picture of interdependence, interconnection and no self. I hope you enjoyed it too!!

~Peace to all beings~

Massimo’s Picks

Posted by Massimo Pigliucci On July - 28 - 2010
By Massimo Pigliucci

* A Philosophy Talk episode about the irrationality of human decision making.
* Best democracy in the world? It ain’t that easy...
* Can one be a conscientious objector on the basis that one “hates fags”?
* Gravity doesn’t exist, according to a Dutch scientist.
* Yes, the US does have an immigration problem. No, it’s not the one that McCain & co. have been screaming bloody hell about.
* Marta Nussbaum’s follow up to her column about (not) banning the Islamic veil. Here’s why I agree with her conclusion, but not her arguments.
* Always a good topic to think about: John Rawls’ ideas about justice and the ideal society.

World Cup Buddhist.

Posted by They call him James Ure On July - 26 - 2010
Phayul, July 10, 2010


Dharamsala, India -- Barcelona and Spain defender Carles "Tarzan" Puyol who scored the only goal of the semi final against Germany to send his country into the first ever world cup final has a keen interest in Buddhism, according to his friend Ven. Thupten Wangchen of the Casa del Tibet, Barcelona. Ven Wangchen told VOA that Puyol's interest in Tibetan culture and Buddhism started after reading Sogyal Rinpoche’s book, The Tibetan Book of Living and Dying which helped him deal with death of a family member. Puyol, Ven. Wangchen said, has a Tibetan tattoo on his left arm which reads “Power is inside the Mind. The strong can endure.”


Puyol, also an admirer of the Tibetan leader has met His Holiness the Dalai Lama during the latter's visit to Barcelona in 2007. Ven. Wangchen said Puyol has also expressed his interest in helping the Tibetan national football team in the future.

James: I was thrilled like millions around the world to enjoy the football mega-tournament, the World Cup recently in South Africa. I think sports are a great way to connect with people from around the world to remind one another that we are all essentially the same. We all want to be happy, or as the Dalai Lama says, no one wants to suffer. It was great to see all the different cultures represented from around the globe and I especially enjoyed hearing all the unique national anthems play before each match. It really was a coming together of the world and I was overjoyed to be apart of it.

As to this article, I am mostly excited about the idea of a Tibetan national football team!! Go Puyol!! How cool would it be to see Tibetans play in the greatest game the world has ever played!! But the footage I'd love to see the most would be the Dalai Lama kicking around the hexagonal ball. Maybe surprise us with his stretching skills from years of meditation and go for a bicycle kick? That would be epic. I also happen to know that the 17th Karmapa has the bug for football/soccer and followed the World Cup. Besides I just think it would be cool to see a monk in robes blast a ball into the back of the net by way of a bicycle kick. I just think that dueling imagery would be cool to see. Ancient robes bustling in the air while a very modern game (football) is being played by the monk wearing those robes.

~Peace to all beings~

Mr. Potato Head and Philosophy

Posted by Massimo Pigliucci On July - 26 - 2010
By Julia Galef

If you listen to the Rationally Speaking podcast, you may remember Massimo and me mentioning the Pop Culture And Philosophy series, which is famous for expounding on everything from The Matrix as a case study in simulated universes, to theological paradoxes raised by Homer Simpson's cravings for a burrito. 
Well, a few weeks ago I saw the excellent Toy Story 3 movie, and my first thought as the credits began to roll (well, unless [sniffle] counts as a thought) was: "Those were some complex musings on personal identity. Somebody should really write a 'Toy Story 3 and Philosophy.’” My second thought was: “Hey, I'm somebody...” And indeed, I am. So here we go:
Toy Story 3 and Philosophy, part I: Mr. Potato Head

Perhaps the most hilariously surreal moment in the movie occurs when Mr. Potato Head disassembles himself. He has been imprisoned in a box, and the one hole in the box is nowhere near large enough for him to squeeze out through. So he pops his plastic eyes, nose, ears, arms and feet out of his potato-body (head?), tossing them through the hole so they land in a heap on the ground outside. And just as you're wondering, “What good did that do him?” each body part stirs itself and they all scurry away. They're traveling as a group, but a group of distinct individuals; each part moves independently, seemingly possessed of a mind of its own.

“Now wait a minute,” you might object. “Just because the various body parts are moving independently of each other, that doesn't necessarily mean they have separate minds. Maybe Mr. Potato Head still has the one mind, which is somehow able to control his body parts from afar.”

Well, Hypothetical-You, that's an excellent point! But it's provably false, even within the fantastical and unspecified logic of the Toy Story universe. If you pay close attention, you'll notice a subtle clue that rebuts your one-mind hypothesis: A few scenes later, the various body parts have embedded themselves into a flour tortilla (it's a long story; just watch the movie, ok?), which serves as an adequate, if floppy, substitute body for them. 
Unfortunately, a passing pigeon takes an interest in the tortilla and pecks at it until it falls apart. One shred of tortilla, containing an eye and an arm, sits up and looks around. Then, with the eye spotting a potential threat approaching, the arm nudges another nearby shred of tortilla (containing a leg) to alert it to the situation. 
Do you see where I'm going with this? The fact that this physical communication between Mr. Potato Head's body parts was necessary reveals that the separate parts aren't being controlled centrally by a single mind. The only conclusion left for us to draw is that each part is controlled by an autonomous mind. Which then raises the question: when Mr. Potato Head's parts are all assembled as per usual in his potato-body, does he have one mind, or does he consist of a complex collaboration between independent minds?

And this is — weirdly, astonishingly — a question that applies to our own minds as well. It's pretty well known that the two hemispheres of a human brain each have different functions, and that they communicate constantly via the corpus callosum which connects them. At first blush, this fact doesn't seem to endanger our belief that we each have a single, distinct mind. But what if you sever contact between the two hemispheres?

This has happened to some people. Called “split-brain patients,” they seem to function normally in most circumstances. But the oddness of their condition manifests when you give a piece of information to only one of their hemispheres, which is then unable to communicate the information to the other hemisphere. How do you do this? By giving the information to only one eye, for example, or to only one hand — sensory inputs from the right eye and hand go only to the left hemisphere, and from the left eye and hand only to the right hemisphere. 
This produces some very striking results, like this one described in Derek Parfit's Reasons and Persons:

One of these people is shown a wide screen, whose left half is red and right half is blue. On each half in a darker shade are the words, 'How many colours do you see?' With both hands the person writes, 'Only one'. The words are now changed to read: 'Which is the only colour that you can see?' With one of his hands the person writes 'Red', with the other he writes 'Blue'.
… Or this one, from Thomas Nagel's “Brain Bisection and the Unity of Consciousness”:
One particularly poignant example of conflict between the hemispheres is as follows. A pipe is placed out of sight in the patient's left hand, and he is then asked to write with his left hand what he was holding. Very laboriously and heavily, the left hand writes the letters P and I. Then suddenly the writing speeds up and becomes lighter, the I is converted to an E, and the word is completed as PENCIL. Evidently the left hemisphere has made a guess based on the appearance of the first two letters, and has interfered, with ipsilatral control. But then the right hemisphere takes over control of the hand again, heavily crosses out the letters ENCIL, and draws a crude picture of a pipe.

And just as with Mr. Potato Head, witnessing our brains' component parts make decisions independently when they are no longer connected raises the question of how exactly we should view them when they are connected. Our intuitive sense that a normal (non split-brain) person has one single mind becomes problematic, because now we know that if we cut the corpus callosum, the person appears to have two minds, operating simultaneously and independently. So did another mind pop into existence when the corpus callosum was cut? And if so, what happened to the original mind — is it now located in the left, the right, or neither hemisphere? The questions raised by this explanation are arguably even more mystifying than the original mystery we were trying to explain.
So the only interpretation which doesn’t seem to suffer from internal contradictions is that the whole idea of distinct, countable minds, no matter how intuitive and self-evident it may seem, is in fact an illusion. And this is the conclusion endorsed by the handful of neuroscience friends I’ve cornered and asked about this, yet it’s so staggeringly counterintuitive that it seems to demand the invention of some new, stronger version of the word "counterintuitive.”

I wish I could comment more intelligently on this conclusion, but so far I haven’t managed to muster anything more coherent than “!!!?!!??!” If you want to read more about the split-brain phenomenon and what we should make of it, I'd recommend Derek Parfit (Reasons and Persons, Part III) and Thomas Nagel ("Brain Bisection and the Unity of Consciousness," in his Mortal Questions). And if you figure it out, come back and explain it to me.

Coming up in Part II: Lots-o-Huggin' Bear and Philosophy. 

Michael’s Picks

Posted by Massimo Pigliucci On July - 24 - 2010
By Michael De Dora
* An old but still good column by Guardian journalist and author Gary Younge that relates to my last essay here: "To Engage the Birther Fantasists is Futile; to Dismiss Them, Reckless."
* One of the more intriguing essays I've read this year, "How Facts Backfire." According to the story, research shows that "facts don’t necessarily have the power to change our minds. In fact, quite the opposite."
* An important Supreme Court ruling: people who sign petitions calling for public votes on controversial subjects (think: gay marriage) do not have the right to hide their names from the public.
* A new Pew poll shows 41 percent of Americans believe Jesus Christ will definitely (23 percent) or probably (18 percent) return to Earth by 2050.
* The Vatican now considers the attempted ordination of women and the actual sexual abuse of minors to be crimes of the same sort.
* New York Times columnist David Brooks on "moral naturalism."
* I just finished Massimo's recent book "Nonsense on Stilts: How to Tell Science From Bunk."
A very informative and readable book that I highly recommend for anyone generally interested in the nature of science and critical thinking.
* Sharron Angle, who is trying to unseat House Majority Leader Harry Reid, says she doesn't approve of abortion because "God has a plan." But does she really believe that?

The Moon and the Idiot.

Posted by They call him James Ure On July - 22 - 2010
When the genius points at the moon, the idiot looks at the finger.

-Old Chinese proverb.

On banning the veil

Posted by Massimo Pigliucci On July - 22 - 2010
By Massimo Pigliucci


Several European countries — including Belgium, France, Germany and the Netherlands — have banned the full-body Muslim burqa, or are considering doing so. In Spain a similar measure was narrowly rejected by the Catalonian assembly. In the United States this is not (yet) a live debate, though there are other signs of religious intolerance, such as what I think is a rather moronic discussion about whether to allow a Muslim cultural center near ground zero (the answer, I should think very clearly, ought to be of course yes, because 9/11 was not about the Muslims against us).
I was hoping to get my own ideas about the burqa issue a bit more clear by reading a contribution by noted philosopher Martha Nussbaum in the New York Times’ The Stone blog, but I must say it didn’t really help much.
Nussbaum is a sharp thinker, and arguably one of the most incisive public intellectuals active today. In her essay she introduced the issue in terms of two philosophical traditions concerning the rights of minorities, in particular religious ones. According to John Locke, the law should not penalize religious belief, and should not be discriminatory, that is it should be applied equally to all practitioners of specific religions. Nussbaum’s example is a Supreme Court decision that allows ritual animal sacrifice for religious purposes (yup, you read correctly!) because not allowing it would represent an instance of religious persecution against a specific group (in that case, the Santeria worshippers). I do wonder what the Supreme Court would say if a religious group petitioned to carry out human sacrifices...
A more strict criterion for religious equality was proposed by Roger Williams (the founder of Rhode Island), who maintained that the law has to be written in order to protect minorities, and in particular not to burden consciences by allowing special exemptions, known as accommodations, for religious practices. For instance, the US Supreme Court ruled that the state of South Carolina could not deny unemployment benefits to a Seventh-Day Adventist who lost her job because she refused to work on Saturdays, as this would amount to a financial fine against a matter of religious conscience. Again, it is easy to see how this line of reasoning could be pushed too far: what if my religion tells me that I need to dedicate most of my time to god, so that I can work only once a week?
Be that as it may, with the above as philosophical background, let’s analyze Nussbaum’s reasons for why banning burqas is a bad idea. They are framed as responses to common arguments in favor of the ban. I will append my own commentary to each entry.
1. Reasons for ban: for security reasons people have to show their faces when in public places; also, a proper relation among citizens requires transparency and reciprocity, i.e., we ought to be able to see who we interact with in the course of everyday life.
Nussbaum’s objection: this criterion would be applied inconsistently if a ban were passed, which means that it would be discriminatory against a minority. After all, we have no objection to people wearing ski masks or scarves when it’s very cold outside; also, many professionals cover their faces in special circumstances, e.g. doctors in operating rooms, football players on the field, etc.
My take: this strikes me as rather disingenuous of Nussbaum. First of all, she must recognize that the situations she describes (like, wearing a ski mask when it's cold) are very different in nature from the burqa problem. Yes, some of us cover our faces when going outside in the cold, but there actually is a problem if we keep doing so inside (for instance, after having walked into a bank). As for doctors and football players, again that is a clear case of special circumstances that pose no threat to transparency or security (indeed, they increase security of the patient and of the players, respectively), and they are temporary.
2. Reason for ban: the burqa is a symbol of male domination, so a ban protects women from objectification.
Nussbaum’s objection: society is rife with subtle ways of objectifying women, including “sex magazines, nude photos, tight jeans” ... “and what about the ‘degrading prison’ of plastic surgery?”
My take: again, disingenuous is the first word that comes to mind. Yes, western society still has plenty of more or less subtle ways to objectify women, but if Nussbaum seriously wishes to equate the entirely voluntary option of undergoing plastic surgery to please a man (or to gratify one’s own vanity) with the non-optional mandate to wear a burqa under the penalty of beating or death, she is way off the mark.
3. Reason for the ban: women wear the burqa only because they are coerced, so a ban is about asserting women’s rights to independence from male coercion.
Nussbaum’s objection: domestic violence is not limited to Muslim societies and “given the strong association between domestic violence and the abuse of alcohol, it seems at least plausible that observant Muslim families will turn out to have less of it.”
My take: this seems to me somewhat of a non sequitur. First off, Nussbaum cites statistics about domestic violence in the US, which are readily available, and then gingerly claims that the equivalent numbers for Muslim societies are likely lower. On what grounds? Does she really think that those societies have the equivalent of western monitoring and protection mechanisms to reduce domestic violence? Second, this strikes me as a “tu quoque” (you too) argument, which is an elementary logical fallacy. Nussbaum should instead be arguing both against male-imposed burqas and against alcohol-induced domestic violence, not use the second as an excuse for the first.
4. Reason for the ban: burqas are both uncomfortable and unhealthy for women.
Nussbaum’s objection: when she goes to India, she “wears a full salwaar kameez of cotton, because it is superbly comfortable, and full covering keeps dust off one’s limbs and at least diminishes the risk of skin cancer.” Also, “wouldn’t we have to begin with high heels, delicious as they are? But no, high heels are associated with majority norms (and are a major Spanish export), so they draw no ire.”
My take: okay, high heels are indeed “delicious,” but once again she seems to either miss the point or willfully ignore it. Nobody forces Spanish women to wear high heels, and nobody forces Nussbaum herself to wear a full salwaar kameez. Muslim women wearing burqas are in a different category altogether.
I must say that it is rather distressing to see a progressive public intellectual with a rigorous training in philosophy arguing so badly. It is in fact rather ironic that throughout her essay Nussbaum accuses her opponents of adopting a double cultural standard, while at the same time flagrantly doing the same herself, point after point.
I am not so naive as to seriously believe that politicians who are proposing bans against burqas do it because of their disinterested concern for women. Nor do I believe for a second that most of the proposed or enacted legislature is not in fact a thinly veiled attempt to validate public fears about Muslims in general. But it doesn’t help to pretend that there is a problem on the other side as well.
Muslim societies are male dominated to a degree that the West left behind (though not entirely abandoned) centuries ago. Correspondingly, Muslim women are oppressed to a degree that is not even remotely approached in western societies — high heels, tight jeans and sexy magazine covers notwithstanding.
I do believe that religious minorities have a right to wear specific garments and practice specific rites, within limits. The discussion is precisely about what those limits should be, and there is no clear cut answer. I also believe that total bans are counterproductive on pragmatic grounds because they reinforce — on both sides — the “us vs. them” mentality that has been so pernicious throughout human history. Better instead to provide ample opportunities for education coupled with strict enforcement of anti-domestic violence laws.
Still, living in an open society is not equivalent to being able to do whatever one wants, no matter whether the reason is secular or religious. We should not be as open as tolerating intolerance, for instance, at least when it manifests itself in specific actions (as opposed to just words). Moreover, progressives in particular should strongly come out to condemn the obvious symbolism and actual enforcement of male domination and oppression of women that is so clearly represented by the burqa and other practices. Not doing so while protesting against high heels and plastic surgery comes perilously close to intellectual dishonesty.

The Worms Crawl in and the Worms Crawl Out.

Posted by They call him James Ure On July - 20 - 2010
When I was a young boy I spent some years in the Boy Scouts, which is a survivalist organization that trains young men on how to live in the wilderness. As well as teach them other life skills. When the leaders weren't around we kids would sing songs that, naturally, were deemed by our elders as, "gross." You know how kids are. The one that comes to mind today is something called, "The Hearse Song" which is about death and stems from the 19th century when it was documented among British soldiers serving in the Crimean War. Here are the full lyrics as I learned them:
If you ever laugh as the hearse goes by
You may be the next to die.

They wrap you up
in a bloody sheet
and drop you six feet
underneath.

The Worms Crawl In,
The Worms Crawl Out,
Into your stomach,
And out your mouth.

They eat your eyes, they eat your nose.
They eat the jelly between your toes.
A big green worm with rolling eyes
crawls in your stomach and out your eyes.

This is how
It is to die
You end up looking
Like apple pie!

James: This "gory" topic was brought to mind from a post by the no non-sense Buddhist blogger Genkaku. In this post he was speaking about his experience attending funeral homes here in America. This got me thinking about death, which is something that I came to terms with years ago. Studying Zen Buddhism and having had to struggle with suicidal thoughts from a mental illness forces you to face death whether you like it or not. So, anyway, part of Genkaku's post is about how quickly some recoil and run away from anything related to death. Or how we're not supposed to laugh about death, as if doing so shows a sign of disrespect to the dead. Or by laughing we're cursed to die next. I find all that superstitious mumbo-jumbo to be funny in and of itself!! Cursed to be the next to die? If you wanna use those words and look at it in that manner then we're all "cursed."

That's the way Buddhism sees it too--not as a curse but definitely as a fact of life to come to terms with sooner than later. That's because we're all dying from the minute after we take our first breath as a fresh and snappy-skinned baby. Buddhism teaches us that death is nothing to be feared because it is just another change in the many changes leading up to it. As another online writer says it, "It is the temporary end of a temporary problem." Now, some think that contemplating upon death is depressing, leads to despair and suicidal thinking.

Actually, in my own experience, (and from that of others who have embraced death and come to terms with its reality) it opens one up to live with less suffering. When you realize that death could come at any minute then you truly understand how precious each present moment really and truly is. This has allowed me to savor and enjoy life on a much deeper and profound level. This blunt assessment of death and suffering isn't nihilism but a pragmatic acceptance of life as it is, and not how we want it to be.

As for the specifics of death, I personally find the way we deal with death in Western culture to be a bit silly. We buy dressy, expensive clothes to wrap our dead shell in, which are quickly going to rot away. Then we buy a really expensive, fancy, box that we're only going to use once. We fill it with our finely dressed, bag of bones, which we promptly bury in our bejeweled box under six feet of dirt. And we do this in a fancy park that could be used to house homeless instead of rotting bags of flesh. As if all that isn't enough to stroke our egos we top it all off with an intricately etched headstone proudly stating our name. Or, rather the name of the body.

According to Buddhist standards our name, and that body are long expired the minute our last breath escapes. In fact, our name is pretty much meaningless while we're living as well!! Some people are so attached to their lives that even after death they even want a fancy house (mausoleum) to surround and protect their buried box!! They don't want their "special bones" sitting next to the bones of some lowly, average citizen!!

Upon my death, I just want my body cut up and pieced out to use in helping sick, yet living bodies live longer, healthier lives via organ donation. I highly support organ donation by the way. If there is anything left I simply would like the rest of it cremated and have my ashes spread around, so that perhaps other living things can benefit from it. Or possibly the sky burial they do in Tibet if I could find a way to get away with it. Or perhaps just take my stinkin' pile of bones up into the mountains I love so much and prop me up against a tree to serve as compost for flowers and mushrooms and such. If all else fails just donate my bag of bones to science. So, sing, "The Hearse Song" and enjoy this present moment.

~Peace to all beings